Just a few months removed from putting Dublin on the map by visiting our humble zoo, Jay Z and Beyonce will likely be getting their passports stamped once again after announcing the first details of their long-mooted On The Run tour.

Don't get too excited, though, as it looks like the husband and wife team will be skipping our island on the European leg of the tour after seemingly instead opting to play a few dates in Paris in addition to a larger-scale operation in the United States taking place between late June and early August.

The press information in relation to the tour somewhat explains in very cringey fashion that attendees will be spending the evening in the company of a couple described as "300 million records, 36 Grammys, 2 philanthropists, one tour, one stage." 

Whatever, guys.

The US tour dates are:

JUNE 2014
25 - Miami FL, Sun Life Stadium
28 - Cincinnati OH, Great American Ball Park

JULY 2014
01 - Foxborough MA, Gillette Stadium
05 - Philadelphia PA, Citizens Bank Park
07 - Baltimore MD, M&T Bank Stadium
09 - Toronto ONT, Rogers Centre
11 - East Rutherford NJ, Metlife Stadium
15 - Atlanta GA, Georgia Dome
18 - Houston TX, Minute Maid Park
20 - New Orleans LA, Mercedes-Benz Superdome
22 - Dallas TX, AT&T Stadium
24 - Chicago IL, Soldier Field
27 - Winnipeg MB, Inverstors Group Field
30 - Seattle WA, Safeco Field

AUGUST 2014

02 - Los Angeles CA, Roe Bowl
05 - San Francisco CA, AT&T Park