N-Dubz "rapper" Dappy has gotten the 2014 equivalent of a 'Frankie Says Relax' tattoo across his mug by getting a Twitter hashtag symbol inked under his right eye.
The reasoning for this particularly shit instance of self-mutilation? According to the horse's mouth:
"The reason I got a # Tatted on my FACE was simply 2 make sure IT stays trending 4 ever."
The joke might soon be on him though, literally. According to Buzzfeed, Twitter's head of news Vivian Schiller has suggested that hashtags and '@' symbols might soon be a thing of the past and that the micro blogging network might soon remove them from the Twitter framework entirely.
Scarlet for you, Daps.
Meanwhile, Dappy and his former N-Dubz colleagues Tulisa and Fazer might soon be getting the band back together, if recent reports are to be believed. This news come in spite of Tulisa's potential incarceration and a general and overwhelming lack of talent.
We waited with baited breath.
And by the way, the reason I got a # Tatted on my FACE was simply 2 make sure IT stays trending 4 ever ðŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/AeNfmTFcTS
— Dappy (@TheDappy) April 5, 2014