Why can't we have nice things here?

If you're a music fan that's been saving those pennies for a rainy day, this may be the time to break them out as today Coachella unveiled the lineup to end all lineups in 2016.

With a triple header of Radiohead, Beyoncé, and Kendrick Lamar and a bill that also includes the likes of Bon Iver, the xx, Lorde, Future, Father John Misty, Gucci Mane, New Order, Future Islands and more, the only word we can use to describe it is sickening.

Coachella 2017 takes place in the Empire Polo Club in Indio, California over two weekends in April, the 14th to the 16th and the 21st to the 23rd.

Sell your granny if you have one.