Hellooooooo Michael Fassbender. Movie studios are all about the creative ways in which to promote their movies these days. And anyone with half a brain knows that sex sells. Add Michael Fassbender into the mix and you've got half the female population going suspiciously quiet for as long as it takes this video to play. Genius, right?

Ahead of Ridley Scott's The Counselor, GQ have teamed up with Fassbender and Natalie Dormer for a saucy, yet somewhat creepy sequence in which their characters discuss the intricacies of lingerie, all longing looks and sexually articulated words (you know, when you speak with your lips a little more puffed up and your tongue a little more visible than it usually needs to be, no, we're not talking about Miley Cyrus) while the sexual tension builds towards a 'just rip her shirt open already' crescendo between the two.

Who knew talking about silk could be so hot, right? Though ever since Shame, there'll always be something a little disconcerting about Fassbender's sexier roles, especially when you've got such sinister, creepy music playing throughout.

Still would though.