We've all been there - you're in the cinema, alone, seeing a film you wouldn't readily admit to liking, much less speaking publicly about.

And then, just as you're about to leave, BOOM, TV crew waiting to get your reaction.

We've all been there, Fifty Shades Man. The best thing to do is pretend you're looking at something or fake a phone-call. That way, nobody can see your face and you're looking away,

Hanging in the background like you did is a rookie mistake.