The Three Musketeers are heading back to the big screen, and Paul W.S. Anderson is the man who will be dragging them there, possibly kicking and screaming. Porthos, Athos, and Aramis, and young whippersnapper, Dogtanian will be returning in swashbuckling in 3D. The last time we seen them on screen, Chris O Donnell was considered an A-List movie star, so needless to say it's been a while. Anderson has slid an awful lot lately, despite never really being a particularly great director to begin with. As a youngster I loved Mortal Kombat, but haven't seen it in years, and Event Horizon definitely has its moments. I have yet to see Aliens Vs. Predator, which seems to be the reason for geek scorn, but Death Race was muck.