... for a movie. It's just a movie.

Nope, it's not a Pretty Woman remake. Sadly. But it looks set to star inexplicable internet sensation Nicolas Cage so regardless of whether it's total pants or not, we're in. Could there be someone more perfect for gifs? We think not.

According to The Wrap, the Oscar winner is in talks to star in Lost Melody, which sees Bad Santa director Terry Zwigoff at the helm. They want Cage to star as their leading man who, though married to a bit of a wench, falls head over heels in love with a brazzer.

"When considering a project, I think it most important that the director and the film live in the same universe and Terry certainly achieves this with 'Lost Melody,'" said Pressman. "I’ve always wanted to work with Terry and am excited to be teaming on a wonderful darkly-funny drama in the tradition of such classics as 'The Blue Angel' and 'Sunset Boulevard.'"

It'll also be produced by the same dude that did American Psycho, so we've got high hopes for this one. We just hope there's no bees.