I was about to write that singer Chris Brown was to make his acting debut in the thriller Bone Deep, when someone pointed out that he’s been in Stomp The Yard and This Christmas. Is he that bland an actor that I just missed him; or do I simply not just know who he is!? Anyhow, the crooner will play a thief in the film alongside a couple of other miscellaneous rappers/singers and Matt Dillon. What the hell happened to Matt Dillon!? He was nominated for an Oscar a couple of years ago, and yet he’s appearing in subpar shite like this? If this is released in a cinema over here I’ll eat my hat - of course I would have to buy one first.