You all know us, how we earn a livin'.
We'll make this quiz about 'Jaws' for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad quiz, not like going down to another website, chasing personality quizzes or picture rounds. This quiz, swallow you whole. Shakin', little tenderising, down you go.
Now, you gotta do it quick, it'll put you back on a workin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. We'll make this quiz for ya, but you gotta pass it.
You wanna make up your minds. You stay alive, and ante up? Or play it cheap and play some other quiz. We don't want no volunteers, we don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this site.
Eleven questions. For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Mario Rosenstock shares his love of all things 'Jaws' in 'The Revisit' podcast: