Watch: Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid reads Robert Mueller's Russia indictments

Yes, you read that headline right and no, this isn't a p*sstake.

Paul Eiding, the man behind the voice of Col. Roy Campbell from the Metal Gear Solid series, has done a dramatic reading of the indictments handed down by US Department of Justice's Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller against thirteen Russian nationals who waged a campaign of information warfare to influence the outcome of the US Presidential Election in 2016 which resulted in Donald Trump's victory.

We're not even finished February of this year and already, it's too much. To be fair, the indictment does read like one of those long, long, long, LONG cutscenes in Metal Gear Solid where they talk about the Patriots, La Li Lu Le Lo, nanotechnology and information - so it makes total sense that Col. Roy Campbell would explain it to us all.

Take a look.