At a Ninja Sex Party show, you’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll do battle with mythical creatures. (Please note that concert venue staff are not “mythical creatures.”) And you’ll sing along to “Everybody Wants to Rule the World,” unless you don’t like Tears for Fears — which is kinda weird but hey, you’re invited to the gig, too, Tears for Fears haters. Ninja Sex Party will be joined by comedic music ensembles PLANET BOOTY and TWERP.
Featuring the singles “Eating Food in the Shower”, “Orgy for One” and “Danny Don’t You Know”, Cool Patrol is the album Ninja Sex Party have always wanted to make, a nonstop romp through ‘80s-inspired riffs, sing-along choruses, offbeat humor, inappropriate language and the occasional bitchin’ guitar solo. It’s way more fun than an orgy for one, though admittedly not quite as fun as eating in the shower — but then again, what is?