In Carpet Theatre’s hit comedy, a bunch of lunatics take over the theatre to present their delightfully crazy show about a ‘real-life’ Shopping Centre. Outsize Orlagh is trying a designer fit, Enda is after the latest phone, Jacintha and Dijon are shopping for free, and the schoolboys are looking for girls, but the economy is crumbling, and everyone’s going out of control…

Energetic performances, live music, and ruthless satire: not for the fainthearted, or for children!

The Blanch a comedy about shopping

By Ciarán Taylor and the company

Directed by Ciaran Taylor

Performers: Bryan Burroughs, Jaimie Carswell, Jack Cawley, Amy Conroy, Kim Porcelli

Costumes designed by Miriam Duffy

'… highly entertaining from start to finish.’

‘****’- Irish Examiner

 ‘fast, fun, frantic, and all quite mad ****’ Irish Theatre Magazine

‘clowns that have to be very, very good to be this bad ****’ Irish Times

‘very, very funny’