Four department store employees. One day on the shop floor. The day when zero hour contracts are brought in. And all hell breaks loose.

Welcome to the world of fashion retail, a labyrinth of sequins, hangers, sales targets and bunions where 'the customer is always right'. Four shop employees. One day on the shop floor. A day so jam-packed it is bursting at the seams, and the workers feel as disposable as the clothes they sell. A whirlwind solo show by Stage UK Best Solo Performer nominee in the Edinburgh Fringe 2012. Come delve in the hidden world behind the super friendly smiles of our department stores. Laugh, weep and scream!
Ka-chinka-ching!