Mascara/quick shower. An hour on me hair/dry off. Two layers of fake tan/me fave blue shirt. Tights or bare legs?/As squirt of Hugo Boss. Bottle of wine with the girls/few cans with the lads. Taxi/Taxi

Naggin in the toilet. Cute guys sidles up. Sexy dancing. Whip your hair. In a video. Bad decisions which can't even decisions if you don't remember deciding. How did I get here, ya ask. Who cares it all be better in the morning.
vomit
/andblood
/andtears
/andsnot
/and fry - in - the - morning

Dya ever see a girl
in a club and think
"man the tits on her"?
Well when I saw her
I didn't

Wasn't impressed by him
A poser
bullshit.

A vibrant, violent new play by Louise Melinn

Louise loves pyjamas and dressing gowns and finds it difficult to wear anything else.

As part of THE THEATRE MACHINE TURNS YOU ON: VOL II.

in association with Absolut Vodka