All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Ricky Gervais is being reprimanded by several bodies for basically being an immature f*ckwit: "He uses the word on Twitter in phrases like 'Good monging' and 'Two mongs don't make a right'. He posts snaps of himself in what he calls 'monged-up' poses, with captions like: 'My favourite drink is toilet.' Frank Buckley, of Down Syndrome Education International, said: 'Most would consider it as offensive as comparable terms of abuse referring to racial background or sexual orientation.' But Ricky, 50, insisted: "I have never used the word Mongol. I have used 'mong', but never to mean Down Syndrome and never would... The meaning of words change over time - 'gay' for example. The modern use of the word 'mong' means dopey or ignorant - it's in slang and urban dictionaries"... That Justin Bieber has been doing the dirt on Selena Gomez with a blonde Argentinian model called Macarena Lemos... That Selena Gomez was stalked by a man called Brodnicki who "has conversations with God about killing her"... That Ashton Kutcher fathered ex-girlfriend January Jones' child... That The Situation got ejected from an Apple Store for cutting the line for the iPhone 4S... That Matt Goss, of Bros 'When Will I Be Famous' fame, has asked Mitch Winehouse to support him at the Royal Albert Hall on Friday night... That, of Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon said: "You just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her at the same time. At least I do. And that's what we do sometimes on Saturdays"... That, while Lily Cole, Jade Parfitt, Caroline Seiber, Corinne Bailey Rae, Jasmine Guinness, Liberty Ross, and Janet Street Porter were celebrating Grayson Perry celebrating Louis Vuitton in London; Gretchen Mol, Emma Roberts, Kelly Rutherford and Camila Alves' behind were celebrating Brazillian Style in New York...
