All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Courtney Love's amazing gurning abilities have been awarded with honorary patronage of the Trinity's Philosophical Society... Gavin Friday and his Adam Ant facial paint turned up to celebrate...The award is "only awarded to people whose contribution within their sphere is considered exceptional"... Those lucky enough to receive the honour must "protect the Society and using their good names to ensure its continued survival"... That Courtney Love is currently being court ordered to return jewellery she comandeered from Jacob & Co for a charity event a year ago... That Heather Mills is being sued for $80 by David Paul for never paying her hairdressing bill (he charges $5,000 a go)... That Rihanna has settled out of court with David LaChapelle for aping his images during her S&M video... At the time of launching the suit, LaChapelle said: "I like RiRi. This is not personal, it’s strictly business. Musicians commonly pay to sample music or use someone's beats and there should be no difference when sampling an artist's visuals"... That Lindsay Lohan has now been court ordered to "sweep up blood and guts at the L.A. County Morgue"... TMZ reports: "It's clearly a sign the judge is pissed off - probably at the Probation Dept. for pulling a switcheroo by taking Lindsay out of the Downtown Women's Center, where the judge ordered Lindsay to perform 360 hours of community service. Judge Sautner also ordered Lindsay to do 120 hours at the morgue, and now that's taken top billing. As for pissing off the judge, we've learned there's something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay's probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women's Center, because it was 'not fulfilling'"... That a tooth belonging to John Lennon is being auctioned by his one-time house keeper, Dot Jarlett... She was "given the tooth in the 1960s by the singer when she worked for him at his Surrey mansion. It is expected to fetch up to £10,000"...
