All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That, in the absence of courtroom drama, Lindsay Lohan has been starved of attention, hence this regression... That Katy Perry has now sold part of her soul to Pepsi... That Cat Deeley (obviously not pictured here; Bang showbiz mustn't have a photo of her to hand) is hosting something called The Choice, which is applying the blind audition aspect from The Voice to a dating game... In other words, she's hosting the American version of Bliiiiiinde Daaaaaatetah... Our Graham is packing as we speak... That Ronan Parke has been dropped by Simon Cowell's record label "after less than a year"... That Kim Kardashian and Kanye are obviously considering marriage... That Marvin Humes had his baby craving fiance gatecrash his stag do, sort of... That a legion of British FHM reading males are willing Tulisa and Cheryl to get it on... That Lauren Socha of E4's Misfits has been sentenced to four months for a racial attack on a taxi driver. Socha was accused of punching and racially abusing the cab driver following a nine-hour drinking session. Iqbal, 52, is quoted by The Independent as saying that the incident represents the worst abuse he has received since moving to the UK in 1970. 'She called me a P**i, a dirty b**stard and said, 'You're Asian, f**k off back to where you came from'. She said, 'Do you know who I am? I'll have your family lifted'"... That Lauren Socha will not be returning for the fourth series of Misfits. According to a Channel 4 rep has said that "Socha's departure is not related to her recent conviction for racially-aggravated assault"... That Ashton Kutcher has had a promotional advert starring him pulled as "the internet" deemed it racist: "The Two and a Half Men actor played various "bachelors" in mock online dating videos as part of a promotion for Popchips. One of the personas was a Bollywood producer named Raj who is "looking for love". Kutcher wore brown make-up and attempted an Indian accent for the role. The video featuring 'Raj' has now been removed from YouTube and Facebook after being criticised online, The AP reports. Other videos featuring Kutcher as a stoner, a tattooed Southerner and a pasty fashionista remain online"...
