Bet Tulisa's not too worried about that (non) sex tape now... She's only after landing the #1 spot in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in The World poll. Sorry, I don't get it either. I do appreciate that she's very pretty, and never has it all hanging out, but - again - she just looks uncomfortable in clothes.
Others who, surprisingly given past endeavours / horrors, kept things kind of under wraps included Helen Flanagan (used to be Rosie off Corrie, now a full time WAG. She's #47), and Georgia Salpa (#5. Well done, Georgia. You've arrived). I know they're hardly dressed like nuns, but at least they're not wearing this. Mother of Jaysis. Then again, Jessica Jane Clement had to go one further. WENN have kindly circled the area, in case you missed it.
Below is the full list of totty. Jessica Lowndes doesn't appear to be on it, but no one told her that. In fact, half the women who bothered to turn up last night didn't make the top 100...
All that aside, it's safe to assume that FHM readers haven't got the most discerning taste in the fairer sex. Olivia Wilde #53 Sofia Vergara #83? Natalie Portman #71 Irina Shayk at #95??!
100. Franziska Klein
99. Taylor Swift
97. Kate Garraway
96. Helen Skelton
95. Irina Shayk
94. Rita Ora
92. Florrie
90. Jenna Randall
88. Nicki Minaj
87. Laura Whitmore
86. Jorgie Porter
85. Alexandra Stan
84. Rachel Riley
83. Sofia Vergara
82. Alex Jones
81. Janina Gavankar
80. Caggie Dunlop
79. Jennifer Aniston
78. Freya Mavor
77. Alison Brie
76. Amanda Seyfried
75. Selena Gomez
73. Kaya Scodelario
72. January Jones
71. Natalie Portman
70. Ashley Greene
69. Abbey Clancy
68. Minka Kelly
66. Una Healy
65. Kim Kardashian
64. Emma Watson
63. Rachel Bilson
62. Hayley Williams
61. Jennifer Lopez
60. Yasmin
59. Britney Spears
56. Kaley Cuoco
55. Carey Mulligan
54. Vanessa Hudgens
53. Olivia Wilde
52. Kristin Stewart
51. Miranda Kerr
49. Jade Thirlwall
48. Caroline Flack
47. Helen Flanagan
46. Bar Refaeli
45. Adriana Lima
44. Dianna Agron
42. Fearne Cotton
41. Jessica Alba
40. Olivia Munn
39. Naya Rivera
38. Beyonce
37. Emma Stone
36. Karen Gillan
35. Paris Hilton
34. Mellisa Clarke
33. Miley Cyrus
32. Kate Middleton
31. Angelina Jolie
29. Taylor Momsen
28. Katrina Bowden
27. Lana Del Rey
26. Michelle Keegan
25. Cher Lloyd
24. Holly Willoughby
23. Kate Upton
22. Berenice Marlohe
21. Laura Haddock
20. Kelly Brook
19. Frankie Sandford
17. Zooey Deschanel
16. Jessie J
14. Mollie King
13. Daisy Lowe
12. Pixie Lott
11. Pippa Middleton
10. Emily Atack
9. Mila Kunis
7. Megan Fox
6. Katy Perry
4. Rosie Jones
3. Rihanna
2. Cheryl Cole