All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Paloma Faith, Alicia Keys, Jesse Metcalfe and a barely recognisable Tinie Tempah were trying to keep children alive last night... That Peter Andre, the man who has his kids in his reality TV show and writes about them in his magazine column, has been named Celebrity Dad for the second year in a row... That Katie Price and a camera crew are hoping to track down Frankie Boyle so he can apologise for his Harvey related comments: "In Katie Price: Standing up for Harvey, the glamour model-turned-reality TV star aims to highlight the realities faced by many families, by providing a frank account of raising Harvey - who suffers from a condition called septo-optic dysplasia, has restricted sight, life-threatening hormone deficiencies, learning difficulties and autism. Price will attempt to seek out Frankie Boyle in the show - following the comedian's controversial comments about her and Harvey - and even encourage Boyle to meet Harvey for himself"... That bugger all people want to be Discovered By Katie Price: "'Hopefuls were expected to audition at London's Westfield shopping centre but according to The Sun, staff had to beg shoppers to join the small crowd featured in some photographs. It was a disaster. She was on stage with her arms folded and a face like a slapped bottom. Her people were trying to tempt shoppers to take part - most of whom would never have passed for a model in a million years"... Despite this, Jordan thinks she's a world record beater in the popularity stakes - she going for the title of "largest book signing by a single author." Even if she does manage to get nearly 2,000 people to ask her to sign a book "in less than 12 hours", The Guinness World Record people are sticklers for rule breaking; she's bound to be disqualified for not being an actual author... That 30-year-old Junior Bradshaw and 33-year-old Kevin Liverpool, both from Manchester, have been charged with "conspiracy to commit robbery and conspiracy to commit grievous bodily harm" to Joss Stone... They are due to appear at Exeter Crown Court on the 1st of July... That, of her death plot, Joss said: "I'd like to thank everyone for their concern but I'm absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal while the police continue with their inquiries"...
