All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Crystal Harris wanted to jilt Hef at the alter - "in front of 300 guests at their wedding at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, to be filmed for a Lifetime TV special"... Classy... The New York Post reports: " Harris had reportedly been secretly seeing Dr. Phil McGraw's son, Jordan, for months behind Hef's back. Jordan is her songwriting partner, and they were seen cozying up at the Chateau Marmont in March. A source told us, 'Crystal wanted to ditch Hef at the altar. Her plan was to walk up the aisle and say she couldn't go through with it. The wedding was to be filmed for a reality special, and her refusal to marry him would be a sensation. She was looking for a tie-in deal of around $500,000 for the exclusive 'I ditched Hef at the altar' interview. While there was interest, Crystal didn't get an offer anywhere near half a million.'"... That Ke$ha scrubbed up OK at last night's AMFAR Inspiration Gala in New York, well, her top half did... She's going to great pains not to draw attention to her nonexistent ass, by drawing attention to where her ass should be (yep, that's someone carrying her cape)... That her arse cape went down a storm with James Franco; both were seen in deep conversation over dinner... Courtney Love and her child date were also at dinner, but couldn't eat anything cause their faces are stuck that way... Those who also attended include Heidi Klum, Jennifer Hudson's dwindling waist, Olivia Palermo, Rufus Wainwright, and a load of other heads... That Justin Timberlake said: "The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking. Sometimes I have a brain that needs to be turned off. Some people are just better high... I feel I'm just getting to a point in my life where I'm looking around, going, There's a lot to enjoy if I can just sit still, actually stop and take more time"... That Arnie's mistress didn't receive one cent for her tell all to Hello... she just wanted to "tell the truth"... Might be a bit late for that. When informed that Arnold Schwarzenegger was his dad, 13-year-old Joseph simply responded "Cool!"... Mildred/Patty added: "It became more apparent as time went on. I knew Arnold was the father, and maybe as Joseph got older and began to look like him, he (Arnold) wondered. But he never said anything to me"... That over 100 women were admitted to Manchester Royal Infirmary recently... Dr Steve Jones said: "We saw an increase from people who'd been at the Take That concerts," while stewards working at the venue had to "ask 65 women to leave the venue, believing they had drunk too much, while 35 men were also ushered off the premises"... One steward added: "I have worked at lots of concerts and some of the drunkenness was unbelievable. Some women were slumped in their seats barely able to walk. It was way worse than a football match"... That in response to criticism via Twitter for moving on from breast feeding, Kym Marsh said: "I stayed in bed for three months to bring my baby into this world after losing one so do not dare EVER criticise me... For your information you idiot I did breastfeed for as long as o could, I wasn't producing enough for her to come of her iv and was advised by HER consultant to give formula so we could get her off the drip, not that I need to explain myself to u (sic)... Let's hope you never go through what I did, ignorant pillock"... That Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar are now divorced... That Rhodri Giggs was doing the dirt on Natasha Giggs while Natasha was doing Ryan Giggs... They should all just bend over in a circle and be done with it'... That Gina Gershon, seen here at U2's Spiderman thingy on Broadway last night, is now "getting close to much-younger British singer Mr. Hudson"...
