Ahhhh. So this was the revelation Okasana was making reference to... she took to recording her conversations with Mel towards the end of their relationship. Here's one of the more friendlier offerings, where Mel voices his thoughts on Oksana's outfit:

"You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*****s, it will be your fault..."

On another occasion, he's heard roaring: "How dare you act like such a b*tch when I have been so f**king nice. I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first."

Well, that's not at all grim, Mel, best of luck with your press junkets for The Beaver. You could always employ the puppet to speak on your behalf.

Staying with puppets; since hearing the recordings for himself "Mel’s attorney told RadarOnline.com (the outlet which Oksana released the recordings to) that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him."

In keeping with the imagination of your average ignorant misogynistic bigot, the other recorded conversations are reportedly "littered with references to Oksana being a 'whore' and 'c**t'." Here's a voice mail he left by way of example: "This is my last message. I might be the father... Well, f*** you... You psycho c***... Because I don't care. Do you understand me? I'm done."

Well, blow me, Mel... you better get yourself booked on to Oprah for the mandatory "I'm sowwey" interview. Eeeeeeeeep, that's assuming she doesn't take issue with the whole "pack of n*****s" comment...