Remember Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's 'apology' video to Australia? You know, over that whole Pistol and Boo dog smuggling debacle? Welp, he was faking it (shocker). I mean, he seemed so sincere?! 

Speaking at a junket while promoting Alice Through The Looking Glass, in the UK on Sunday, the actor interrupted proceedings to declare: "I'm going to do this everywhere I go. I would really like to apologise for not smuggling in my dogs into England, because it would've been a bad thing to do... Because the Australians, they're chipper and, you know..." he continued, as the audience tittered nervously.

Tim Burton then got in on the joke, saying: "I forgot to tell you - they're dead, I just sat on them upstairs by accident", to which Depp drawled: "I tried to kill them after Australia."