It only took in the region of seven gay men with claims of unprovoked fumblings in all manner of scenarios for her to (allegedly) bolt. Naww, and after he made a romantic video for her and everything.

The 49-year-old actress is said to have told friends she has "had enough" following a string of allegations against the Pulp Fiction star of sexual misconduct from a number of male masseurs, hotel workers, personal trainers, sailors, workmen, native Americans... She also wasn't best please with the publication of pictures of John dressed as a woman at a private event in 1997.

A source told the National Enquirer: "Kelly told me their marriage is over and made it clear that she's no longer living in the family home. She's put up with John's double life for decades while his behaviour remained in the shadows. But all this coming out in public has humiliated her. Kelly is absolutely destroyed." Hey, at least he wasn't involved in her getting gored by shrapnel from a cracked cistern. Hello, Charlie Sheen

The photographs, which were obtained by Enquirer, show the 58-year-old actor at a party in Los Angeles wearing a white dress with a bra visible underneath, a brown belt, fur stole, earrings and a necklace, and wears eyeliner, pink lipstick and a blonde wig... Just your average Stag party behaviour, so. 

John's lawyer Marty Singer is still strongly refuting claims from four masseurs that the actor behaved inappropriately when they visited him at separate times.