You would presume a woman of 44, with two kids, would tire of a 25-year-old toyboy at some point but - as things go - they've had good innings given they've been together for almost three years. Who knows, their relationship could really last the distance - if it weren't for his alleged penchant for transsexuals.

thedirty.com fuelled these rumours by claiming the dancer has been enjoying a spot of sexting with a transsexual, and apparently it's not the first time. Someone speaking to The New York Post said: "Jennifer is getting tired of all these allegations. She doesn’t need this drama and is ready to move on."

According to the Independent.ie, Jennifer is in the midst of organising a charity concert (we're unsure if she'll be singing live...) in her beloved Bronx, and she's getting a bit miffed that folk are focussing on her romantic life instead of the foundation: "She’s coming back to The Bronx and the only thing anyone can talk about is her toyboy and the transsexuals. The focus should be on her work for the foundation and the concert, not Casper Smart."

It's OK, Casper, if you are given the flick, Madonna is always in the market for a dancing toyboy since splitting from 25-year-old Brahim Zaibat. You may find her make up choices a bonus.