All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...
That Beyonce will perform at at the MTV VMAs this coming Sunday... You can see them, if you wish, from 9.00pm on Monday (there's a Pre-Show from 8pm if you're so inclined). They'll be sandwiched between episodes of Jersey Shore and Geordie Shore: Magaluf Madness... That of the sex tape (someone called) Bad Man says is Tulisa X Factor, the latter's spokesperson said: "This tape is 100 per cent fake and is just someone trying to cash in on her X Factor role. She is horrified that someone would go to the extreme lengths of fabricating a video. It is absolutely not her. Tulisa has categorically never allowed anyone to film her having sex"... And now we're all thinking of Tulisa having sex - oh, we must tune in on Saturday night... That X Factor fodder Kitty Brucknell used to be a redhead but she couldn't hack it: "People were awful just because I had ginger hair. They would laugh at me and call me ginger minger. It was a nightmare. I was bullied all the time and it made my self-esteem hit rock bottom. I tried to stand up to the bullies but there didn't seem to be anything I could do. In the end I decided the only way to do it was to dye it blonde as I could, which didn't exactly do wonders for my hair"... What a sterling spokesperson of my breed... That an Irish Iranian, Patrick Monaghan, won ITV's Show Me The Funny last night... That John Mayer is still making a decent living from being a Johnny Depp impersonator...