All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, ever since Christina Aguilera's son, Max, was photographed with a black eye, the American media have been publishing headlines like "CHILD ABUSE???? CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SON IS PHOTO'D WITH A BLACK EYE!!!"... This is what TMZ are claiming: "The photo was taken yesterday afternoon at LAX - with rumors circulating that Christina's 'erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings' somehow contributed to Max's accident. But sources tell us, that's total nonsense - 3-year-old Max was out with his nanny last week, chasing around squirrels... and the kid tripped over a rock and bruised his face. According to our sources, Max was taken to the doctor immediately and everything was fine"... That Sky's Georgie Thompson, AKA Declan Donnolly's ex-girlfriend, has been caught drink driving: "Georgie is utterly devastated as you can imagine. She held her hands up immediately," a source told the paper. "She'd been at a friend's house for lunch and had had a few drinks early on. Georgie stopped drinking after a while and when it was time to go home she figured she would be okay. She was not staggering around drunk or anything. If she thought she was drunk she would not have driven"... That Alec Baldwin is moving in with his 27-year-old yoga instructor girlfriend, Hilaria Thomas... That Miley Cyrus's older brother, Trace, has impregnanted Disney sort Brenda Song... That Dina Lohan is more delusional that previously suspected: "TMZ has obtained a copy of the business plan Dina's sending to prospective financiers - asking for a grand total of $5.28 million to shoot an R-rated film called 'Growing Defiant' - which takes "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction.' Hmmm. According to the business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis... oh, and Michael Lohan, Jr. in the starring role of a heroin addict. Now here's the best part. There's an asterisk at the bottom of the plan, which reads, "The cast listed above is a suggested cast list only. Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed.' And Dina apparently thinks big actors will do anything to sign on, because she's allotting a grand total of $1,125,000 for actors' fees...

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