D'you know what's worse than a 'slow news day?' Only a 'no bleedin' news at all day'.
Thank the universe for London Fashion Week, with Salma Hayek getting caught in pesky pavement grids, Kelly Brook's ladies larking about town, and Nicola Roberts doing herself up like Rupert's pallid girlfriend. Several sites are insisting she's "working it". I fail to agree. I blame the belt. Yeah, the belt is overkill…
Those also strutting about London cause they've nothing better to be doing include the same gaggle as yesterday, only in slightly different outfits - but with the additions of will.i.am, Rose Byrne, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Kate Bosworth and her Owl, and Kanye West.
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