Nicola Roberts. What. The. F**k.

It's one thing to dye your red hair blonde - Lord knows it's done wonders for Lindsay Lohan's complexion :-/ but to actually pay to have mousey roots inserted into your hairline is sheer lunacy. In my opinion. Then again, I'm biased towards the russet lock.

Moving on, those who also went out of their way to look unfashionable, and therefore fashionable, included the front row of the Top Shop fashion show - which included Pixie Geldof, Alexa Chung, Azealia Banks, Jade Williams, Jameela Jamil, and Chloe Greenin a very fetching Sarah Lund jumper. Leigh Lezark,, Natasha Kahn and Anna Wintour put a bit more effort in.

Janice Dickinson and Jo Wood went to the Pam (channeling Gaultier circa 1997 and The Queen of Hearts circa 1865) Hogg show (which featured nipples, bare arse cheeks, and Jamie Winstoneavec un unibrow) and then got hammered at a Vivienne Westwood after party, attended by Christina Hendricks, Alison Mosshart and Jonathan Rhys Meyers... who may or may not have just been having a stroll in the vicinity at the time.

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