We've already had Paris and Lindsay, so let's finish today's homage to 2006 with a tale involving Britney Spears....'s nipples. Wheeeeee.
Jamie Spears's control issues have been well documented, and now his next project centres around the curtailment of his daughter's wayward t-shirt projections:
"Jamie's control over Britney's life is incredible. He hates the pictures of her with her nipples (literally) all over the place *turns computer screen upside down* so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. He wants her to put across the right impression. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra. It was also Jamie who made her split with Jason (Trawick, not Alexander. It's not actually 2006). He likes Jason but their relationship was too intense and volatile. He feared it was sending her back to her old ways. He warned her: 'It's Jason or your children'."
Yeah, how much are you paying yourself a week again, Jamie? Is it still in the region of $2,500, or so? Might you be making mountains out of flailing and slightly unnerving molehills just so you feel, ooooh I dunno, necessary? Not that I'm complaining mind, no, those yokes need to be under lock and key.