That, after breaking up with Chantelle Houghton during a public row in a London park, the BBC advised Rav Wilding to "take a holiday"... The Mirror reports that "the 33-year-old was called in after pictures showed him rowing with Chantelle Houghton in a South London park. The ex-policeman later confirmed the end of his four-month relationship with the Big Brother star, claiming that it 'wasn't the genuine thing I thought it was'"... A source added: "For many executives, Crimewatch is the BBC's flagship serious show. So they weren't thrilled with his choice of girlfriend. Bosses were even less impressed when they started doing Mills & Boon-esque glossy magazine shoots, declaring their love - hardly in keeping with the Crimewatch ethos"... That Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole have vowed to have a child together in five years if no one better has come along... That Vanessa Hudgens has sucking melted white chocolate off her finger at Coachella, not any other suspect sticky white substance that you'd keep in a bag at a balmy festival... As it happens, Vanessa is currently promoting a film called Beastly... That Paz 'Not Much Acting Involved' de la Huerta has been charged with five misdemeanours relating to her assault on Samantha Swetra last month... In addition to the assault charge, she's also landed with "fourth degree criminal possession of a weapon (that being the glass she flung), attempted assault and harassment"... At the time of her arrest, Paz was unrepentant, wailing "I'm a real actress on HBO! She's a fake actress publicity- seeker!".. Meanwhile, Swetra said: "She kept coming over and over. We were like, 'We don't want her here.' There was no words before she hit me. It was completely unexpected. I turned around - it was like her on top of me"... That, in conjunction with being able to order your own Royal Wedding pizza topping, you will also be able to watch the nuptials live on the t'internet (I'll be live blogging to go with it, for my sins)... That, currently trending on Twitter, are Irish Porn Movie titles. The best so far include Fair Cl*tty and Ballykissan*l... That times continues to be unkind to SATC's Smith... Here he is attending "the Canadian premiere of Textuality'"... He does seem surprised to be there... That Jude Law (?!) has been asked to be a judge at Cannes, which launches on May 11th...

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