That some bookshops over in Britain are "threatening to boycott Jordan's looming autobiography - because it's her fourth in five years"... A source said: "Bookshop managers are really worried. They fear this latest book could do more harm than good for business and are seriously considering shunning it altogether. Booksellers do not want to annoy their customers by putting out yet another autobiography from the same person who has already had three printed. It seems to them as though she is trying to milk her fans for everything they've got"... That there might be a god after all... That the Sugababes are remaining true to form by bickering at every given turn... That, during as photoshoot last Friday, Amelle's phone kept going off: "The others were kept waiting and got increasingly wound up. Heidi has seen it all before but Jade just wanted to get on and get the job done. Their management had to come down hard on the girls and tell them to behave"... That Kate Beckinsale has been voted The Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire... That, somewhere, Megan Fox is furiously pulling her own hair... That Amy Winehouse has squandered £9million in the last year: "Amy's voice has made her a fortune, but her lifestyle costs a lot to maintain. There is still cash coming in from royalties. But a new album or tour would really help top up her coffers"... That 62-year-old Ronnie Wood said: "What can I say? I'm a permanent teenager. The older I get, the younger I get. Me and Ekaterina, it's been this great adventure and I'm having fun. It's a new life for me, I'm in a different place to where I was 30 years ago, and Jo and me, we just moved on. She's gone her way, I've gone mine"... That Glastonbury has sold out already: "Tickets for Glastonbury 2010 went on sale at 9am this morning (Sunday 4 October) and the festival's 40th anniversary is now sold out. Thank you to all those who bought tickets. Confirmation emails are still in the process of being sent out"... That Dita Von Teese said: "I find Crocs offensive. I really can't accept those under any circumstances. I was at an airport with Perez Hilton who was wearing those shoes. I was aghast"... That Ian Brown said: "Because of my cheekbones, people think I'm a crack head. When The Stone Roses first came out, the early reviews called me simian. I had to look that up at the time"... That Kevin Smith said: "I know you're supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don't do the other stuff, but weed is good... What you want to do is what I did, build a movie empire and, at age 38, smoke it all away"... That the fashion range Lindsay Lohan "helped" Estrella Archs of Ungaro to design has been slammed at Paris Fashion Week... That Women's Wear Daily said it was "cheesy and dated", and "displayed none of the promised younger side Lohan was supposed to deliver"... The range included "jewel-coloured harem pants, thigh-skimming mini dresses, silver sequinned nipple pasties under blazers, and sequinned jackets"... That (a rather manic looking) Lindsay said after the show: "It's the hardest thing I've ever done"... By the looks of things, it wasn't exactly sunshine and lollipops for Estrella, either... That you can see more photos from Paris Fashion Week in Caught Out...
