WIN - €50 Brown Thomas Voucher!
29 May 2009
What's this? We're randomly giving away vouchers now? Brilliant. What's the occasion? Oh, there isn't one... we'll just sporadically decide to put up a WIN segment in the Gossip Section for our loyal gossip viewers whenever the whim takes us, and Y'ALL are in with a chance to get your mitts on vouchers. There's a catch... The best comment posted under the WIN segment - between a certain time period - gets the voucher.
OK, to recap, I've been informed we're giving away vouchers for the best comment left under this gossip segment. Today's hot gossip topic is Susan Boyle. Apparently she's having a breakdown and producers are fearing she might have a shimmy laden expletive fest during tomorrow night's BGT final. Assuming she pulls through with her faculties intact, she quite possibly has lucrative career ahead of her. So, the question is; what will be the first brand to scoop her up?
Tiger Woods is the face of Gillette. David Beckham is the underpants of Armani. Who will enlist one of Susan Boyle's body parts first? The viewer to post the most innovation and entertaining scenario below before midnight tonight will have the voucher posted out to them. May the force be with you.
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Meh
It HAS to be Veet hair remover "Unleash the smooth angel in you"
Posted 29/05/2009 12:31:46
JAM
I'm with Lily Allen, Susan Boyle is over-rated
Posted 29/05/2009 12:35:35
Paul
I have a c**k like a black man :) What? I don't buy from Brown Thomas :D
Posted 29/05/2009 12:38:48
Paul
Hmmm, didn't notice the Susan Boyle part. Maybe she has one too? She acts like it, what with her uncomfortable jiggles and deep voice, along with her secret bad attitude. Well, she's got to be showing off about something, and it's not her voice or her haircut...
Posted 29/05/2009 12:41:29
Sean
I think Paul looks like Christian Bale
Posted 29/05/2009 12:44:43
Paul
OK OK, what do i do? My eyes hurt from playing Fifa06 for 7 hours straight, i can't be doing with this reading thing. Do i suggest a brand that will snap up Susan? Here's one... Beauty2Morrow. Although it may not work for her, but they could always use Matt Lucas for the after shot.
Posted 29/05/2009 12:45:58
Paul
LOL, thanks Sean :D
Posted 29/05/2009 12:47:42
Rachel
You Tube or twitter would make the most sense seeing as that how she got so bloody famous. Im still disgusted that Jamie was thrown out and SHE got to stay
Posted 29/05/2009 12:54:55
Sakina
She could be the face of Anger Management Association ( Wales/ UK etc). I even have a tag line: "Stop yourself boyle-ing over! Call Anger Management today!" Yes that was terribly cheesy but it's all I can think of.
Posted 29/05/2009 13:00:25
Helen
HI I hope to God that Susan Wont have a meltdown on Britain's Got Talent Final,although it would probably be Great TV but they'd probably cut to ads If and When it'd happen!! so many brands would want her,but I hope it would be someone like one of the phone companies to make good use of her brilliant voice for ads etc,Good luck susan we will be rooting for u!!!
Posted 29/05/2009 13:02:01
julian
Marks & Spencer Men's Singing Underpants - The Voice in Your Pants
Posted 29/05/2009 13:02:11
Eleanor
I'm going to bypass the obvious epilator/shaving products and suggest the newly launched Blue Nun Gold Edition, a sparkling version of this 1970s favourite containing fine flakes of 22-carat gold leaf - as with SB it's a triumph of mediocracy over reality and goes to prove that you can dress it up and try to dazzle the people into submission but its still something naff, crap and downright embarrassing that will all too soon go flat and leave you with a thumping headache.
Posted 29/05/2009 13:26:35
snailo
"you too can dream the dream and get those 'never been kissed' lips into action. Pucker up with Lancome's Juicy Tubes Lip Gloss and quieten even the loudest of naysayers!"
Posted 29/05/2009 13:29:56
Whosaidwhatnow?
She could be the face of celebrity therapist Graig Santini - celebritytherapist.com, she could make a mint and could raise a few eyebrows with that one!! (see what I did there??!!)
Posted 29/05/2009 13:55:40
ceci
for me it would have to be a nintendo wii dancing game - rated on a cringe factor of the Susan Boyle hip swivel, along with the 'Piersy baby' comments!
Posted 29/05/2009 13:55:58
Aine
Ha ha ha I love it. Presume more than one post is allowed,probably some hair care brand - I like the L'Oreal "because I'm worth it", cant you see Susan up there with the likes of Jennifer Aniston and Eva Longoria? Unless of course she loses in which case she can become the face/voice of an anger management firm.
Posted 29/05/2009 14:04:07
roberta
I submit that Susan Boyle will get picked up by a car brand, for a small car, with a powerful engine. The ad message being, looks sedate, but has a powerful roar once you let it do what it loves most, drive. Scenario, Susan Boyle could be the driver of the car in the ad, sitting at traffic lights, when a rival (unseen badge) car brand pulls up alongside, a bigger, faster looking car, but when the light turns to green, Susan in her little car with the big engine races off to the sound of the engine, and her voice singing. End tagline 'Don't judge by looks, powerful stuff inside'
Posted 29/05/2009 14:05:08
Aine
CC just gave me an idea there, an Xmas single "Piersy Baby" to the general gist/music of Santa Baby.
Posted 29/05/2009 14:10:20
Ailin
Wibbly Wobbly Wonder...the nations favourite childhood ice cream whirled with susan boyle,another national treasure- cue suggestive licking of same and jiggling festivities from the woman of the moment
Posted 29/05/2009 14:11:16
ceci
Aine, I can already see Piersy Baby flying off the shelves, great idea!
Posted 29/05/2009 14:16:15
kellier
She'll be the face of "gender realignment surgery" for the company "Knockabolick Off, Lose your nads and you too can have the voice of an angel." Just ask Susan Boyle (formerly Frank) it worked for her.
Posted 29/05/2009 14:17:34
shella
Susan could be the new face of hula hoops ( the big plastic ones), as she has her great hip movements on the show. They could introduce it as a new exercise regime. And you can even do it while singing LOL
Posted 29/05/2009 15:08:27
Neil
Hmmm. Good question. Usually Nuts/Zoo magazine are the first to tout pics of the latest reality tv starlet but I have a hunch they won't be approaching Susan Boyle. Perhaps something like Marmite? You either love it or hate it? I think Cadbury will sign her up for one of their 'feel good' adds. Maybe a re-make of the wriggly eye-brows/mental kids effort. Or maybe an original of her singing & swearing with a vaguely thelma & louise style theme? Or maybe just have the gorilla dressed up in a Susan Boyle body suit & mask? Anyway - Cadburys - that my official submission.
Posted 29/05/2009 15:41:57
Ann
Susan Boyle, The Human Boil. Tiger Woods, has the goods. David Beckham, so sick of him!
Posted 29/05/2009 15:43:07
Paul
LOL, free stuff, that's the way to go :D Sheena, ya shoulda put this on the forum to attract more attention there :D PS - Brown Thomas are having a huge sale, lots of clothes real cheap. All you women will go mad for that :D
Posted 29/05/2009 16:01:17
Paul
Hey here's a good one... Susan Boyle is a boil on my arse, so i use Clotrimazole to dream my dreams in comfort :)
Posted 29/05/2009 16:07:36
Paul
What about this... I dreamed a dream with Ambien. I woke up with huge eyebrows and a dead cat on my head. But i had a good night's sleep :)
Posted 29/05/2009 16:20:25
Lisa
My Vote is for Ultra Perfect Balance tablets for Menopause. Help keep women in control of all those emotional mood swings, she can even sing for the add! "Ultra" Perfect Balance Capsules is a food supplement that may help maintain harmony and balance before, during and after the menopause and may help provide nutritional support during this time of change.
Posted 29/05/2009 16:26:01
Paul
The 47 Year-Old Virgin :D
Posted 29/05/2009 16:26:49
julian
TV ad. Wayne Rooney runs down the railway station platform, arms outstretched. We see from the back a woman running towards Wayne - arms outstretched too. They hug and embrace and he twirls her around to the camera and it's Susan Boyle. Tears stream down Wayne's face. Message comes up on screen - "AdpotionReunions.com"
Posted 29/05/2009 16:52:51
Cynic
How about Amazon.com and Susan Boyle saying "Never judge a book by its cover"!, "Look inside for the real story..."
Posted 29/05/2009 18:36:25
Maria
I think Susan Boyle should defo be snapped up as the next Ultimo underware model... Do you have that picture in your head now hehe.
Posted 29/05/2009 19:29:29
anne
Scottish Tourism'll probably snap her up, I'd say there's never been so many people in that place she's from ever before. Aren't they celebrating 250 years since Robbie Burns' birth this year. They could have her spouting some poetry or singing some song by him in some random field of heather (or something else not at all strereotypically scottish at all) urging everyone to come visit bonny scotland.
Posted 29/05/2009 19:49:50
Peter
Susan Boyle - The new face of URBAN CHIC Tweezers - 'Chops even the chunkiest of eyebrows for that smooth lasting effect' In shops now!
Posted 29/05/2009 20:00:59
rr
l'oreal for new hair style product, get the fuzzy hair look when this product, because susan boyle worth it.
Posted 29/05/2009 22:29:17
Paul
How about the Iris Cantor Women's Health Center? She could be their poster girl for hip replacement. 'Come to The Iris Cantor Women's Health Center, and you too can sway yourself into the affections of Youtube viewers and horny Englishmen'
Posted 29/05/2009 22:50:59
Siobhan L
She could be the spokeswoman for tons of products appealing to people who are less concerned with appearance. She is the icon for 'don't give up no matter how long you left it' so what about Match.com - To Dream the impossible dream....
Posted 30/05/2009 00:22:54
emma
I think it will be for viagra. Think your in for a big thing but it is all over to quick
Posted 02/06/2009 15:39:39
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