E! 2012 Upfront: Kardashians, Osbournes, Seacrests, Jonas, Handlers, Eastwoods


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 In short, pretty much everyone I'd like to shove into a box, bolt it shut and blast it into space attended E! 's 2012 Upfront (About Being Largely Talentless) in New York yesterday.

We have the Kardashian Klan, their overlord, in turn her overlord, the Jonas brothers (who knew Nick would grow up to be so tall, Joe's on his tippy toes there), Kelly Osbourne, Chelsea Handler, Cocowho - in case you'd forgotten - is known for being the ass married to Ice-T, Rivers senior and Jr, this shrinking violet, Bill Rancic and Juliana Rancic (they don't have to get in the box, they're going to be parents soon), and Nigel Lythgoe alongside… Olivia Lee. Nigel, she didn't work in the UK, so the likelihood of her doing - NARGH who am I kidding, she's got a (southern) British accent and she's in America *DINGDINGDINGDINGDING*

Out of all of these future box dwellers, there are three who should hustle themselves inside before they piddle all over Clint Eastwood's legacy. Hellew, Morgan, Francesca and Dina Eastwood. Oh, and your extended peripherals. Clint didn't choose to join you? Strange that.

To reiterate, this is the specific person who's first in line to urinate on Clint's good name, his wife, who's called Dina… as if a seventh sign were needed.

MRS. EASTWOOD & COMPANY debuts on E! on May 20th...

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Bruce Jenner legging it away from Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kim and Kourtney Kardashian, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kris Jenner, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Joe and Nick Jonas, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Kelly Osbourne, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kevin Jonas, Danielle Jonas, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Rob Kardashian, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Coco, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Chelsea Handler, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Juliana Rancic, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Morgan Eastwood, Francesca Eastwood and Dina Eastwood, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Khloe Kardashian, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Dina Eastwood, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Joe and Nick Jonas, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Coco, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Neon Hitch, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Coco, Ice-T, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kevin Jonas, Danielle Jonas, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Joel Mchale, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kourtney Kardashian, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Francesca Eastwood, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Chelsea Handler, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Nigel Lythgoe and Olivia Lee, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.The Eastwoods, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Nigel Lythgoe and Olivia Lee, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Whitney Cummings, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Jonas Brothers, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Chelsea Handler, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Coco and Ice-T, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.
Joan and Melissa Rivers, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Ryan Seacrest, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.Rob Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and Lemar Odom, 2012 'E' upfront presentation - Arrivals New York City, USA - 30.04.12.View Photo36

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  • View Profile for Niamh RocheNiamh Roche

    They can all go in the box as far as I'm concerened apart from anyone who has anything to do with the Fashion Police on Sunday nights, i.e. Joan Rivers, Juliana Rancic, etc. This show is hilarious and makes me a little less upset about going back to work on a Monday morning!!!

    Posted 13:20 | Tue 1st May 2012

  • View Profile for LarsLars

    Kelly Osbourne is also part of the fashion police unfortunately...

    Posted 14:45 | Tue 1st May 2012

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