'Now Jerry, we're just going to shoot some wide angle footage for the edit, so just work like you normally do.'

'Like I normally do?'

'Yeah, just keep working away, we're just getting shots of you from afar' *zooms on hovering fingers*

Jerry Moriarty of the IAPF on last nights RTÉ news. The report talks about 'cutting benefits', one of which is clearly the use of the keyboard for non-work means. No excessive clickage in the Irish Association of Pension Funds. No sir.