We hate ourselves for saying this but we would eat the crap out of this.
Sticking weird things into the crust of pizza isn't exactly a new idea, but what Pizza Hut in the US have done is both the greatest and worst thing humanity has ever accomplished.
If you're a die-hard meat-is-evil #EatClean #FitFam wanker, you'd want to look away now. Everyone else, enjoy.
It’s real. Hot Dog Bites Pizza. 6.18.15. #HotDogPizza pic.twitter.com/ikto76CeZI
— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) June 10, 2015
Look at it. Just. Look. At. It.
Oh My Dog. 6.18.15. pic.twitter.com/sLUgJtihWA
— Pizza Hut (@pizzahut) June 12, 2015
Look at its radiating beauty/high calorie count. Look at all that reconstituted meat and grease and wheat. Are you crying? You should be.
Pizza Hut's new 'Hot Dog Bites Pizza' is your standard ball of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and meat with the addition of 28 mini dogs surrounding it to make up the crust.
The sad news is that unfortunately for now the only chance you'll have to eat it are by getting your ass to select Pizza Huts in North America. Because the EU hates us (we're guessing it must be that).
It'll live on in our dreams though. Forever. Together in electric diabetic/obese dreams.
