The massively hyped video for Lady Gaga's 'Telephone' featuring Beyoncé has finally been unveiled. The ten minute monster features a whole prison drama plot, malnourished half naked dancers, groping, product placement and probably the worst dialogue you've ever heard. Now, we expect this kind of blatant exhibitionism from Gaga, but Beyoncé, sweetie, you're so much classier than this.

Apparently Gaga intended the video as some class of social commentary, and wanted to take "the idea that America is full of young people that are inundated with information and technology and turn it into something that was more of a commentary on the kind of country that we are." Here and I thought she just wanted to get people talking about her.