Irish comedian Dylan Moran has been knocking around for some time now, 25 years to be exact. He's still a busy man and is currently doing the rounds with his latest show - Dylan's Grumbling Mustard Tour - in Los Angeles.
While there he stopped by to Conan's show for an interview this week and was his usual wry self, telling the host that he had been off the booze since he tried Dry January earlier in the year and had lost 485 pounds, but now realises every day lasts about 385,000 hours.
Sounds about right.
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