Yep Celeb Big Brother is still a thing, over on Channel 5 anyways, although if you are a UPC customer you may well go the next month without seeing a minute of it. Sort that out, will you UPC?

Anyways, back to the matter at hand, who are these so called celebs? Well it isn't actually a bad lineup this year, in that you will probably recognise the names of at least half of them.

First to enter the house was the controversial Katie Hopkins who makes a living pretty much pissing off as many people as she can, so no doubt she will stir things up, as well Big Brother knows. She was only five minutes in the house when the woman in the Enchanted Mirror (yes, there is an Enchanted Mirror, just go with it) gave her a task which was to hide behind the mirror as her fellow housemates entered passing judgement on them all. She would then choose the two least entertaining celebrities and re-enter the house as a normal housemate.

The perfect crime, 'ey? Unlikely. The show's presenter Emma Willis later revealed; "What she doesn't know is with power, comes a price to pay."

Ominous!

Next up was gossip blogger Perez Hilton who is actually quite the coup for the show, he is a pretty big deal stateside after all. He may even have a few juicy celeb secrets to reveal considering he is bessies with the likes of Lady Gaga and Paris Hilton (who he named himself after).

Following on from himself, actress Patsy Kensit and former Mrs Liam Gallagher entered the house. Patsy once said she would never participate in any reality shows except for Strictly Come Dancing. Ahem, how's that going for you Patsy?

Calum Best then arrived then arrived into the house for what feels like his 300th reality TV show in the last ten years, but hey look, the guy's got to make a living somehow. God forbid he actually worked.

Former Baywatch star Jeremy Jackson also joined the house, he played David Hasselhoff's son Hobie Buchannon on the show. He's 34 now. THIRTY FOUR.

We won't witter on and on about the rest of them, mainly because we don't actually have a breeze who they are for the most part. If you do, fair play to you.

So there's TV presenter Keith Chegwin, model Cami Li, nineties pop singer Kavana (?), Ex On The Beach star Chloe Goodman, actress Nadia Sawalha, eighties American R&B singer Alexander O'Neal, plastic surgery addict Alicia Douvall (yes, that makes you famous now), Michelle Visage, who is a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race, and finally Corrie legend Ken Morley who played Reg Holdsworth in the soap, and has since starred in Benidorm.

Two of them are already up for eviction as Katie Hopkin's two least entertaining celebs are the first to face the chop. She choose Chloe Goodman and Alexander O'Neal to face the vote.

So there you are now, as we said, decent enough line out all in all. We may even watch it this year.