You know the score by now - Halloween has come and gone, so here's Jimmy Kimmel to show us some children whose world's have come crashing down.
Some one-liners from the children this year include, "but then you'll get sick... then you can poop... all over this floor", and that one clued-in kid who says "oh no, this is fake, I know this."
We still don't understand those children who forgive their parents - we definitely wouldn't have stood for it while waking up in our ripped black bin bags from the night before.
Here's the newest edition of "I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy 2018":