Today marks actor James Buckley's 27th birthday and what better way to acknowledge it then taking the time to appreciate the utter grotesque and amazing one-liners he had as Jay from The Inbetweeners. He really is a foul mouthed young fella so if you're easily offended, best be moving on, because you are about to get slapped in the face with some Jayisms.

1. "Morning benders, jump in the minge machine."

Made all the better by Will's response; "Strange thing to call your mums car."

2. Beep be de beep beep beep!

Everyone has a mate that could have done with this, if only we'd thought of it.

3.  The classic "knee-deep in clunge" line...

 4. "He's not my fucking friend"

This epic freak out is still one of our favourite Inbetweeners scenes. Friend? Ohhh friiiend.

5. Always the cautious type...

6. "You? Who wants a model that looks like a spotty baby crossed with the Statue of Liberty?"

Poor Simon...

7. Nim na nim nim nim neh neeeehhhh

Does this count as a quote? Who cares, any excuse to watch this clip again...

8. Bus w*nkers!

And of course, the best until last...

Bonus gif...