So here's the latest batch of beauties competing on Sky Living's Britain and Ireland's Next Top Squealer/Model (they do squeal a lot) and we're trying to pin point the Irish contribution.
We've been given some of their names and "personas" already like "zaney" Anna Vokes, Miss Great Britain finalist Emma Grattidge (that's hardly fair), "Essex mum" Vanessa Cox, and "actress" Diona Doherty.
Doherty sounds Irish. And an "actress" would wear a hat. And generally look a bit Dramsoc Toomanytrends McRingwald. Therefore my money's on first row, fourth from the left being the Irish wan.
Failing that, it's definitely second row, first (overkill in general) or second from the left (crazy eyebrows)…
Either way we'll find out when the series kicks off on Monday, July 9th at 9.00pm.
Accompanying Aussie Elle Macpherson this year on the judging panel is Welsh designer Julien Macdonald and his spray on hair, American Whitney Port of staring-blankly-off-into-the distance-on-The Hills-and-The City fame, and fellow American Tyson Beckford, who better get shirtless at least once during the series.
