Celebrity Big Brother returns on January 2nd... and a happy New Year to you, Channel 4). Yep, it's that time of year again when a new bunch of unemployable celebrity housemates prepare to sleep, eat and wash their smalls under Big Brother's watchful eye. Tonight, former housemates, celebrities and journalists celebrate and talk frankly about the past five series of the reality TV show. One can expect footage of George Galloway mewing into Rula Lenska's lap, Jodie Marsh lolling about the place, Chantelle not being famous for anything, oh and something about a race row.  As if to make up for this hour-long ode to desperation, E4 is then screening an entire series of Peep Show from 10.00pm to 1.15am.