I can't remember what happened on last week's show. Did anything remarkable happen? D'you know, I can't think who performed. It must not have been a talking point. Now, Il Divo who are performing on tonight's result show at, boy, are they going to get people debating whether they should be miming on a show! The remaining contestants - that would be Eoghan, JLS, Alexandra and Diana (for the love of GOD, vote her out!) compete for the three places in next week's grand final. Having seen the 12 acts who qualified for the live stage whittled down to just four, judges Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Dannii Minogue will be keen to defend their favourite performers, but the decision is all down to the public vote. Your filling between this and the results show at 8.45pm is Harry Hill's TV Burp.