Simon Cowell - all about the man behind modern day talent shows New Faces (70's version) - meet the judges and meet the talent Britain's Got Talent - the return of variety to TV screens Talent Shows - celebrating the best of the bad. Victoria Wood continues to narrate and contributors in this episode include; JLS, Dannii Minogue, Dermot O'Leary, Simon Cowell, Tulisa, Kelly Rowland, Ant & Dec, Lenny Henry, Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden, Pete Waterman, One Direction and Nigel Lythgoe. So, really, it's just a big ruse to promote BGT and X Factor, but it's Saturday night so we don't mind.