If all the dour death on display during Above Suspicion (9.00pm -10.30pm, UTV) is a bit too much given we're all back to work tomorrow *sighs*, you should nip over to Channel 4 at 10.00pm for a spot of the uber predictable. Sure, it's the official start of the new series, but there are no surprises to rattle your rare head. It's the same old same old but with two guest presenters will join Alan and Justin this week - Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer. They will, as always, provide a scripted opening monologue and face a pre-approved 'no-questions-barred' grilling from the studio audience (it won't surprise you to learn that Kirstie and Phil's new series of Relocation, Relocation starts on Channel 4 on Wednesday). Music is provided by guest house band Glasvegas.