Last week, we were treated to a broadcaster, not at all in any way based on Joe Duffy, getting an vuvuzela inserted in his aras by a leather clad midget. That'll be a hard image to surpass. This week, David's savage eye is looking at God knows what; all the press releases are saying he's asking "why do the Irish love sport but are never any good at it, except for rugby, which they only got good at recently." But sure didn't he ask that laaast week? We're guessing it'll either be Racism or The Future, but you can be sure British Rule will be heavily featured, alongside the Politicians, The President for Life, The Bull Mick, the child-snatching Priest, and the lonely farmers.