Apologies. But we know some of you watch it. We don't watch it, honest, but we know some of you do. Put it this way, if you had a gun to your head to choose between this or Made in Chelsea, it'd be this. Or the bullet. Anyway, as you may have gathered, the cast have moved momentarily from Essex to Marbella for a weekend of non-stop partying, tanning, gossip and romance.