Meet the new breed of grumpies: a bit younger (it was only a matter of time) but no less embittered. With tales of seasonal Tourette's, inappropriate present-buying and the eating of reindeer, here is the latest in a long line of celebrities with humorous tales of festive humbug. Ozzy Osbourne considers himself lucky to have missed the whole thing one year following a horrific quad bike injury; Huey Morgan would rather throw burning conifers off the roof; John Thomson likes confusing his parents by sending them anonymous cards; Neil Morrissey may elect to spend the time locked away in the loo with a portable TV, a few bottles of wine and a turkey sandwich (ew); and Ronni Ancona thinks sprouts are the grapes of the devil. Why? Because it's Christmas again. Following at 10 chimes is Never Mind the Buzzcocks - Where Are They Now? Its highlights and outtakes from the latest series, as well as a chance to see how some of the guest hosts' lives were changed forever by presenting one of the nation's best-loved mid-week pop quizzes. Featuring Frankie Boyle, David Tennant, Alex James, Claudia Winkleman, James Corden, Mark Watson and many many more.