If you thought your dad was a bit funny in the head, wait until you meet 10-year-old Ellie Sharp's father. Not content with just the one wife, he went on to take a grand total of seven. Y'see, Philip is the head of Britain's only openly polygamous family, and they're the subject of tonight's documentary. It was all, err, plain sailing, until one wife left the family and sold her story, and now that the recession's biting, cracks are starting to appear. Poor Ellie, we hope she isn't suffering as a result...