Sylvester Stallone stars and directs this absolutely OTT ode to '80s action films. Leading a band of misfit mercenaries that includes Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and TERRY CREWS(!), Stallone has to face off against a South American dictator and a former CIA agent who are holding a tropical island hostage. It's loud, it's really stupid but you get to see Terry Crews destroy an entire base with a shotgun. COME ON.